Fuck, it's crunch time again...

I love being a teacher... I absolutely hate the end of the damn year though. Not just the dip-shit standardized testing that assesses about as much as my asshole assesses magnetic North. It's the LOOOoooOOoOnNNNG ass NINE weeks straight with out so much as a fucking half day! No wonder half the teachers are calling in sick every damn Friday, we're so burned out if we didn't we might just end up killing each other, or the kids... The latter probably being the more likely. Talk about stress, these kids get so fired up in the Spring, they want to fight each other, have sex with each other and rebel against each other and everything in their paths including us poor Educators who happen to be standing in the path of hormonally crazed pot heads and juiced up repressed homophobes... All bow before Mother Nature, she has her way with the teenagers... and women in their 50's! That's all I got.